Sorry I haven’t posted for a while, I’ve been a little busy playing with my new Xbox 360 and fighting with homeless guys. That’s right! I bought an Xbox. It was a birthday present for myself. Thanks to all who wished me a happy birthday, that was real cool of you!
As for the homeless guy, I was skating at the Ballard Bowl and got tangled up in this crazy fight between 2 homeless guys and a homeless woman. Needless to say, I was fighting on the side of justice and in defense of the woman, and the only injury that seemed to result was one of the guys pissing his pants and probably a horse throat due to yelling. After that I lost to a guy in a game of S-K-A-T-E. All in a day’s work I guess.
P.S. Mom, I promise I’ll never intentionally get into a fight with homeless people again.
I saw a homeless woman in Boston today whose sign read: “Family abducted by aliens. Need money or laserz.” That’s right, plural with a z. I should have thrown her some change just because of the creativity.
She obviously would have just bought Space Wine with it.