New Pendleton jacket, same old shit eatin’ grin.
Month: May 2010
Jesse Copano
Nissan Quest
“Saw one driving down to CT, it looks like a goddamn blue whale with mom-ass.”
– Matt Bagwell 2010
Gutsy
Blatant disregard for predator/prey relationships.
Forklift Sales & Service
Yeah, I do that too.
Haters Gonna Hate
To all the shit talkers who give me a hard time about drinking whole milk; I wanted you to know that I am now dressing my coffee with heavy whipping cream instead of that wimpy half & half.
Cornhole Tournament
Shane walked away with the DVD prize, but I like to think we all won… Except Alan. He definitely came in second.
To Do:
1. Feed cat acid.
Wicked
Go ahead and try, but your nerdly pursuits will never stack up to this guys.
Health Lies
Now available in vending machines!
