New Pendleton jacket, same old shit eatin’ grin.
Yeah, I do that too.
To all the shit talkers who give me a hard time about drinking whole milk; I wanted you to know that I am now dressing my coffee with heavy whipping cream instead of that wimpy half & half.
Shane walked away with the DVD prize, but I like to think we all won… Except Alan. He definitely came in second.
1. Feed cat acid.
Go ahead and try, but your nerdly pursuits will never stack up to this guys.