Crab Claw or Monkey Tail?

It’s going to be tough, but I’d like to know what you would rather have, a crab claw instead of a hand or a monkey tail growing out of your lower back. Carefully weigh your options:
Yes, you could suspend yourself from the monkey tail.
Yes, you could crush a skull with the crab claw.
Here are visual interpretations of what my life could have been like if I were born with these animal appendages.

Seriously guys, I’d like to know what you would go with.
Big ups to Flickr for hosting these awesome images.

3 thoughts on “Crab Claw or Monkey Tail?”

  1. I’d have to go with the monkey tail, dude. Crab claw = no thumbs. I’d have to learn to type with one hand, to bike with one claw, and how to tie my shoes. Monkey tail is a complete bonus, with only the learning curve of how to manipulate it (both for good and evil).

  2. Monkey tail. A totally free prehensile appendage, what a deal, I could hold my soda or my camera or my with it. How do you even get long-sleeved shirts on over a crab-claw?

  3. I too would have to go with monkey tail. Even though I am mildly concerned that it might get caught in my bike spokes.

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