It’s going to be tough, but I’d like to know what you would rather have, a crab claw instead of a hand or a monkey tail growing out of your lower back. Carefully weigh your options:
Yes, you could suspend yourself from the monkey tail.
Yes, you could crush a skull with the crab claw.
Here are visual interpretations of what my life could have been like if I were born with these animal appendages.
Seriously guys, I’d like to know what you would go with.
Big ups to Flickr for hosting these awesome images.
I’d have to go with the monkey tail, dude. Crab claw = no thumbs. I’d have to learn to type with one hand, to bike with one claw, and how to tie my shoes. Monkey tail is a complete bonus, with only the learning curve of how to manipulate it (both for good and evil).
Monkey tail. A totally free prehensile appendage, what a deal, I could hold my soda or my camera or my with it. How do you even get long-sleeved shirts on over a crab-claw?
I too would have to go with monkey tail. Even though I am mildly concerned that it might get caught in my bike spokes.