Ashlinn and I are looking for a new apartment. Nothing big, hopefully 8′ x 12′. We’ve got a budget of around $36 million a month. We’re looking to stay put for a while, so a 150 year sentence… I mean lease would be nice. I would really like to feel like I made off with a good deal.
In other news, what’s up with all the celebrities dying off? Farrah Fawcett, MJ and now Billy Mays? That guy partied harder than Spuds MacKenzie and the McGuire Twins combined! Who’s next on the “I Almost Forgot You Were Alive Until I Found Out You Were Dead” list? The guy that played Little Pete? LL Cool J? The Smoke Monster (seriously, where the fuck have you been?) When will the dying end God?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Hey kids–are you really lookin for a new apartment? Wha’ happend? Hope everything’s OK.