Today at work I did a shot of rainbow sprinkles for $10. My job doesn’t suck.
Category: Humor
Haha
I couldn’t resist. Sorry Saturn owners.
Quick On The Humor
I’m assuming you all are well aware of the incredibly important events that happened last night between Kanye West and Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards. Some of you may even be aware of the event that occurred between Obama and Joe Wilson during a little speech about probably nothing relevant to most Americans. Were you as quick as this Youtuber? Could someone please After Effects in a little furious Serena Williams just for good measure?
Required Peeping
That Google Thing
Remember how I promised to post the laugh enducing Google Streetview?
Here ya go. Crack problem at the Ballard Commons park gets serious.
Bachelor Week: Day 4
Work
11:30 Banana Break
Sucked at frisbee.
Stole some tacos.
Convinced my bosses to throw away a lot of stuff we will never use, ever.
A girl returned an apple box late but made up for it by giving me candy bars. SO Workshops.
Thought of the worst idea for a movie ever, time travelling slave.
Built shelf under the bed.
Clapped fruit flies until my palms blistered.
Ate stolen tacos and got more drunk than I intended. This is going to make the rest of the evening more challenging.
Confirmed: moving a queen sized mattress by yourself while drunk is tough.
This is one hell of a Tuesday night.
New York was nice because you could be drunk anywhere, anytime and the subway would get you where you wanted to go and wouldn’t judge you. The Subway here just asks me what kind of bread I want.
Wait, is it queen size mattress or queen sized mattress?
Just about time for back to back Seinfeld. Goodnight folks, wish me luck waking up in the morning!
Bachelor Week: Day 3
Work.
11:30 Banana break.
Laughed and laughed and laughed at a Google Streetview photo. I’ll share it tomorrow, I promise.
Two words: Cord management.
Got goosebumps over this quote: “An engineer’s work is better if he has memories of his own blood smeared on his tools.” Jamie Hyneman in this months Popular Mechanics.
Thought going for a run was a good idea.
Decided going to bed early was a better idea.
Realized playing video games until 2 am was the best idea.
Bachelor Week: Day 2
Here’s an update.
Scratched my crotch in front of a woman exiting church.
Read a Time article about Obama’s golf game.
Got into a heated discussion in Goodwill with a child about the importance of using coasters.
Almost bought a file cabinet, not for files but for my pants.
Reassured myself that pizza and soda is the best combination of any two things.
Pined over this, bought this and this instead.
Discovered 16 oz. Izze bottles!
Paid for, then lost a package of tortillas.
Now it’s time to sleep.
Bachelor Week: Day 1
Ashlinn is in LA for the week. In the past 24 hours I broke the washing machine, burned my pants with the iron, barfed up a banana and half a mango, forgot to eat lunch and dinner, filled the apartment with lumber, accidentally watched two hours of CSI: Miami and gave myself a fat lip while chasing a very angry moth.
Only 144 hours until she returns.
Domains You Can Buy For Me
Everybody comes up with a great website idea once in a while. I’ve come to terms with the fact that the following websites will not come to fruition by my hands alone, so I share them with you.
Belangr.com – This would be my oh-so web 2.0 site of user contributed material mostly related to me in someway. Feel free to post photos of me eating your hamburger, reading a classy book or leading a pack of rats into the lake with my fine musical skills. You can post video of me wrestling that duck that got loose in the grocery store*, or me jumping off rocks into a pond or river. Don’t worry, there will be some sort of API so you can costumize stuff.
*Contrary to popular belief, I didn’t release that duck just so I could look like a hero in front of the hot produce lady.
FuckSkimMilk.com – This would be my food site. I will discuss all food I cook that requires milk, and how much better it is because I used whole milk instead of skim milk.
ThatsNotSpelledRight.com – This is probably my most realistic idea. Think Failblog for grammar assholes. Folks submit pictures of signs, posters and other public displays with a spelling error. Sometimes it’s obvious, other times you may have to search for it. The best part would be the little dual purpose stickers that you could put on the sign that simultaneously advertises the site and alerts the sign owner that he or she is an idiot.
Any other suggestions?
AdamBelanger.Com 