“Saw one driving down to CT, it looks like a goddamn blue whale with mom-ass.”
– Matt Bagwell 2010

Category: Humor
To Do:
1. Feed cat acid.
Health Lies
Video Games, Everybody Loves Them
Just a month after me claiming that Xbox Achievements were the Boy Scout Merit Badge of today’s generation, the Boy Scouts of America have actually created a video game merit badge! This might be the easiest merit badge to get. Even easier than the Eat A Sandwich badge or the Remember to Wipe badge.
In more video game news, somebody call MENSA, because there is a new genius in town. Super Mario Crossover takes the original NES game, and allows you to play as other classic video game characters. Haven’t you always wondered how Mega Man would stack up against the Hammer Bros?
One more thing, Valve has until end of day tomorrow to release it’s Steam client for Mac, as they promised to do so before the end of April. Please don’t let me down.
See you guys soon.
Well Played Google

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Youtube, You’re the Best!
work work work
New company motto:

Thanks for returning my hose in the same condition it went out.

“Someone did not take film techmology with adam belanger, tisk tisk!” Matt Perez-Mora
Everybody knows the first thing you learn in Film Technology is “don’t do stupid things.”
Call it. Call it, friendo

Ashlinn and I were totally creeped out by this sign. Then we went inside and it all made sense…Very frightening sense.


