Reasons You Might Be Jealous Of Me

I can carry all of my laundry back to my room without dropping anything.
I can bake a hell of a Digiorno pizza.
My girlfriend can frequently be seen modeling for book covers or Martha Stewart magazines.
I played the dead boyfriend in Matt Perez’s film at Rockport College (scene deleted).
I have more brown pants than your UPS guy.
I once kicked Jason Bourne’s ass.
There’s a 50% chance I am my parents favorite child.
I occasionally get to use a machete at work.
I give blood.
I can drink more milk than you can water.
I can make faces like this:

FrURLSday!

Oh hello friends, welcome to another FrURLSday. Enjoy.
GoDaddy Ad from 2007 – Still one of my favorite commercials ever.
EVERYONE CHILL Barack’s Got This!
Sarah Palin 2009 Calendar – Why wasn’t I told about this before Christmas? (Top 3 people I would buy this for: Amy Weishaar, Virg, and Tina Fey)
Crazy 4 Cult 2 – Who knew art could be this cool? My fav.
Honda Rebel 250 converted to electric – I’ll just put this on my To-Do list.

Bonus:

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Things Maine People Like & New Year’s Resolutions

So I mentioned to Ashlinn that New Year’s Resolutions never really work for me, and I am going to start doing New Month’s Resolutions instead. She told me that was the most Adam Belanger thing she’s ever heard and I should sue myself for impersonating my own self.
Regardless, before February I will:
1. Finish refurbishing and sell my Bardwell & McAlister 2k fresnel.
2. Finish reading World War Z
3. Eat more vegetables.

I just got back from the holiday in Maine and I noticed a few things. I present to you Stuff Maine People Like:
1. Boots – My parent’s breezeway has a shelf containing only boots. Some of them don’t even fit anybody’s feet. One look at L.L. Bean’s boot page will confirm this.
2. Typar – I’ve never seen as many houses covered in Typar as I do in Maine. Apparently you don’t have to pay as much for home insurance if your house isn’t completed, so people will put off certain parts of construction for as long as possible. That’s yankee ingenuity right there.
3. Uncle Henry’s – Mainers hate throwing anything away if it can be reused for something else. If we finally do come to the conclusion that we have no use for something (or we have better use for it’s worth) then we go straight for the back page of Uncle Henry’s. It predates Craigslist by nearly 30 years, and is still printed on an ancient material known as “paper.” Even the Wall Street Journal can’t stop raving about it. I especially like the part where they talk to Warren Sylvester, owner of Warren’s Wood Stoves in Warren, Maine.
4. Coffee Brandy – The Champagne of Maine is the top selling liquor in Maine for over 20 years. The 1/2 gallon bottle of Allen’s Coffee Brandy sells 98,000 cases every year, and it’s only competition is, of course, the liter sized bottle of Allen’s Coffee Brandy.
“It’s an ideal food for crime” says Portland defense lawyer Thomas J. Connolly. More hilariously disturbing quotes can be found here and here, which includes a photo from former Rumford dive, The Barn Board.
5. Patrick Dempsey – I don’t actually know if Mainers like the Grey’s Anatomy star and Lewiston native, but they certainly have reason to. In the last few years he has donated butt loads of money to cancer research and treatment, and has recently funded the opening of The Dempsey Center for Cancer Hope and Healing at CMMC with a cool quarter million dollars. The DCCHH is not only trying to help fight cancer, but also putting a lot more emphasis on education of cancer with a cancer resource library, a dedicated space for support group meetings and a toll-free assistance line providing information on local, state and national resources for those living with cancer. Just last week Dempsey announced The Dempsey Challenge, a 100 mile 1 day cycling event that will bring more funds into The Dempsey Center. It takes place in October, and Dempsey himself will participate in the ride.

FrURLSday

So I had the feeling that I may have been posting a few too many short posts that were really only to share a link. I was telling Ashlinn that I may start to do a weeks worth of interesting links posted on Friday. She said I should do it on Thursday and call it ThURLsday. I googled it and a few people had already done it, so I’m sticking with FrURLsday. Which brings us to our first link:
Google Search results for Frurlsday, NOTHING!
Pop Rivet Ice Tires for Your Road Bike from Instructables.
The Project Tandem Teaser that came out earlier this month!
That’s it for now. These will get heavier once I am back on my normal schedule. BTW don’t attempt to eat decorative pine cones.

Holiday Travel

One flight down, one to go. I’m sitting in JFK, waiting to get on my flight to Portland. I might actually make it home for Christmas! Now I’m off to find the airport Dunkin’ Donuts!

Bonus: Expect more photo heavy posts, now that I’m a Flickr PRO user! You can all thank Ashlinn for that and this.

Da Economy


Interestingly though, I learned that Hummer has licensed it’s name out to a bicycle company. Guess what it is! Seriosuly, guess! You have to. IT’S A FULL SIZE BIKE BUILT FOR ROUGH TERRAIN BUT DISGUISED AS SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD RIDE TO WORK ON! Stay the course boys, stay the frickin course.
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