I’m pushing my birthday back by 2 months and 1 day so somebody can buy me this:

$200 for something I already own in one form or another? Sure, seems like a good use of other people’s money.
Call it. Call it, friendo

Ashlinn and I were totally creeped out by this sign. Then we went inside and it all made sense…Very frightening sense.

Foxtrot!
Beware Garden Dinosaurs

Stage 1

Project Tandem might be the only people who can see where I’m going with this, but maybe not. By the way, go buy some of their prints!
Hey Wind, Here’s Some Caution For Ya!
I know it’s only Monday, but the most irresponsible thing I’ve done so far this week is riding my bike home with a freshly sharpened hatchet in my backpack…

Yeah, it’s a total coincidence that I put my hatchet back together the same day I wore my chainsaw shirt. It had a sort of John Henry feel to it.
Jarring Images Ahead <-Pun
This is a photo of a jar full of raw sliced up chicken. Cameo by cake poster in the background.

Have You Seen The Notebook?
Last weekend I made some notebooks out of reused paper that I scavenge from both work and home. It was a lot of paper, and like any self respecting DIYer, I brought it to Kinkos and they cut it in half for me. Give me a break, it would have taken an hour for me to do what they did in a minute and I would have only saved $2. Then I folded some file folders over an inch stack, trimmed them down to size to make the cover and clamped it all in a vice. I drilled three holes along one edge, then wound floss through each hole individually. A strip of gaff tape added a classy spine.

Packed
The weather this weekend was incredible and the crowd at the farmers market reflected it. I’m so glad it runs year round and is five blocks from my apartment.
Grip Humor FTW
There might be three people who read this blog who understand how and why this picture is funny.

I found this on the new Norms Studio site. Hilarious.
