Category: Maine
5 Days Left
You know that $60 you were going to use to buy the new Portal 2 video game? Forget about it. Multiply it by 10 and then donate it to The Geography of Youth. They’ve got 5 days to raise a couple grand and they need your help. Are you really going to make me embed a video? Fine, check it.
OK, you’ve got no excuses now. Read more about it here and then head to their perfectly safe Kickstarter website and feel great knowing that you’ve helped others do something they love.
Back On The Road
Restless Collective, the fine folks behind Project Tandem are on the move again. This time they are collecting the stories of twenty-somethings around the world for a project they call The Geography of Youth. Sadly, travelling the world by bicycle to tell the stories of a powerful generation does not fund itself. Watch the video below, then head over to their Kickstarter page and front some cash.
Again, donate some cash at Restless Collective’s Kickstarter page.
Nissan Quest
Forklift Sales & Service
Yeah, I do that too.

Cornhole Tournament
Shane walked away with the DVD prize, but I like to think we all won… Except Alan. He definitely came in second.

Video Games, Everybody Loves Them
Just a month after me claiming that Xbox Achievements were the Boy Scout Merit Badge of today’s generation, the Boy Scouts of America have actually created a video game merit badge! This might be the easiest merit badge to get. Even easier than the Eat A Sandwich badge or the Remember to Wipe badge.
In more video game news, somebody call MENSA, because there is a new genius in town. Super Mario Crossover takes the original NES game, and allows you to play as other classic video game characters. Haven’t you always wondered how Mega Man would stack up against the Hammer Bros?
One more thing, Valve has until end of day tomorrow to release it’s Steam client for Mac, as they promised to do so before the end of April. Please don’t let me down.
See you guys soon.
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OK, I’ve been keeping track and there a couple of you out there that owe me a favor. I’m not mad, because I knew something like this would happen!
Call Ashlinn and let her know how much you can contribute and she’ll take care of the rest! Thanks in advance!
Can’t Beat A Classic
Attention any dudes that I met between the years 2003 and 2008, there’s a very good chance that we have shared some memorable experiences shooting each other in the face, butting each other with rifles and filling the chateau with smoke grenades. This week, Call of Duty “Classic” was released on Xbox Live and the far inferior Playstation Network.
Steps:
Go buy yourself an Xbox.
Internet it.
Download game.
Yell “Where’s the damn map!?”
Die by the wrath of my gewehr.
To anybody that isn’t interested in Call of Duty, here’s something that may take care of you.

True Story
Ashlinn is mopping the floor and I’m doing the dishes.
“It smells like God’s bathroom in here” I said.
“God doesn’t have a bathroom” she says.
“God has to poop somewhere.”
“God doesn’t poop.”
“Oh yeah? How do you explain Massachusetts!!!!”
ZIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!

