All grudges will be forgiven if you buy me this for my birthday.
Category: Bright Ideas
Bright Ideas
Fair Warning
When the apocalypse comes, please make sure you are on Mondo Spider’s good side.
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily
Last night I had a dream that I was in a diner with friends and we were at the table closest to the front door. An old guy came in and started being a dick to the hostess so I shot him in the chest. He was really old. I spent the rest of the dream running and hiding from cops. I cleverly hid in an old armoire in an antique store. While hiding in there, I had time to reflect by myself and realized the severity of my actions. I turned myself in. The weird part is that the cops were old friends of mine.
Moral of the story: Don’t shoot old guys in the chest in real life because it could effect the quality of sleep that you get.
Cornhole Tournament
Shane walked away with the DVD prize, but I like to think we all won… Except Alan. He definitely came in second.
To Do:
1. Feed cat acid.
Video Games, Everybody Loves Them
Just a month after me claiming that Xbox Achievements were the Boy Scout Merit Badge of today’s generation, the Boy Scouts of America have actually created a video game merit badge! This might be the easiest merit badge to get. Even easier than the Eat A Sandwich badge or the Remember to Wipe badge.
In more video game news, somebody call MENSA, because there is a new genius in town. Super Mario Crossover takes the original NES game, and allows you to play as other classic video game characters. Haven’t you always wondered how Mega Man would stack up against the Hammer Bros?
One more thing, Valve has until end of day tomorrow to release it’s Steam client for Mac, as they promised to do so before the end of April. Please don’t let me down.
See you guys soon.
The Many Uses of C-stands
1. Drying Rack
Hatchet Key Hook
This is the newest cool thing in my apartment. You would be surprised how hard it is to cut through a hatchet head on an angle like this. It was equally as difficult to drill a hole through it so it could be mounted securely to the wall. It was originally going to be for hanging coats on, but then Ashlinn pointed out that we don’t need a way to display our coats. That is what coat closets are for! So instead I attached the little brass hooks for keys along the handle. Never before has a key hook been so badass.
work work work
New company motto:
Thanks for returning my hose in the same condition it went out.
“Someone did not take film techmology with adam belanger, tisk tisk!” Matt Perez-Mora
Everybody knows the first thing you learn in Film Technology is “don’t do stupid things.”
Hey Wind, Here’s Some Caution For Ya!
I know it’s only Monday, but the most irresponsible thing I’ve done so far this week is riding my bike home with a freshly sharpened hatchet in my backpack…
Yeah, it’s a total coincidence that I put my hatchet back together the same day I wore my chainsaw shirt. It had a sort of John Henry feel to it.
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