Internet, I Remember You Now!

As I mentioned in my last post, I got the internet. It’s kind of overwhelming. Not only do I have the old internet that I’m used to, I’ve also got access to Xbox Live and Netflix Instant Queue (30 Rock, Office, Lost). This is blowing my mind.
Now I have to get used to that whole Facebook layout that people were complaining about so much. I have to log in to webpages. I have multiple applications running concurrently. Like I said, mind blown.
All these Youtube videos.
So many blogs to read.
A plethora of bike pictures on Flickr.
I’m freaking out guys!

Maybe it’s a little late, but me and Kanye just wanted to say Happy thanksgiving.

Malcolm Is My New Friend

So I just subscribed to this crazy new thing called The Internet. It’s going to be piped directly into my own apartment. And the man I have to thank for this goes by the name Malcolm. He single handedly cut deals, waived fees and kept me entertained for nearly a dozen minutes while I asked him questions and gave him my information. Thanks Malcolm. As for everybody else in the world, get ready to feel the pain, via Xbox Live.

Here is an estimated breakdown of Ashlinn and I’s internet use.

Shit Yea!

I don’t know how I missed this earlier, but I’m quite pumped about it. If you’ve missed The Walking Dead so far, you should probably read as much of it as you possibly can. With Left 4 Dead 2 coming out in a few weeks, quickly followed by The Road hitting theaters, it’s becoming a very easy time to love the apocalypse.

Words I Like

Albatross
Burgundy
Caloric
Dolt
Err
Frumpy
Grandious
Har-har
Illegitimate
Jovial
Kingston
Loath
Mop
Nefarious
Obtuse
Purge
Questionable
Rancid
Shralp
Tinny
Ubiquitous
Verdant
Wax
X – pass, x words are stupid.
Yup
Zed

Whoever ends up in charge of writing my obituary, please make sure at least half of these words are used. Especially nefarious and shralp.

Apartment Hunt

Ashlinn and I are looking for a new apartment. Nothing big, hopefully 8′ x 12′. We’ve got a budget of around $36 million a month. We’re looking to stay put for a while, so a 150 year sentence… I mean lease would be nice. I would really like to feel like I made off with a good deal.

In other news, what’s up with all the celebrities dying off? Farrah Fawcett, MJ and now Billy Mays? That guy partied harder than Spuds MacKenzie and the McGuire Twins combined! Who’s next on the “I Almost Forgot You Were Alive Until I Found Out You Were Dead” list? The guy that played Little Pete? LL Cool J? The Smoke Monster (seriously, where the fuck have you been?) When will the dying end God?!?!?!?!?!?!

Also Critical Information

Hello, I just wanted to let y’all know that you can also access this blog from adambelanger.com and you can also be notified via Twitter whenever I update. A huge amount of my traffic comes through Facebook, so I figured another outlet wasn’t a bad idea.
By the way, check out this frozen treat I made: