Meet Everett Bradford, creator of a wrist mounted flame thrower. Yeah…like straight out of the X-Men.
Month: March 2009
FrURLSday!!!!
Lots of ground to cover this week!
Glass of Orange – Provides lots of good LOST humor!
Bizkit the Sleep Walking Dog – Courtesy of Shofeldt.
Cube Tap – It Was A Good Day. Less informative than the Grip Rap, but much funnier.
Astin Martin One-77 – Phew, I was getting worried about what I was going to do with the $1.4 million I had lying around.
Ballard Bowl – Meet my new neighbor. More pictures and an animated .gif of a frontside slash are here.
Slice – A pizza blog…ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod
Early Emoticons – Things were so simple in the ’70’s.
Warning: The next few FrURLs are iPhone related. If you don’t have one, don’t read these; you’ll just hate yourself more.
Create Ringtones! – I was skeptical that this would work, but I know how hot ringtones like the Benny Hill and Starblazers themes!
Budget App – Everybody knows that it’s a great idea to keep track of your income, expenses and establish budgets that are broken down into categories. Budget is great for this. I’ve been using it since January and impressed doesn’t even start to describe my feelings for it. Get it, use it. A review on Bright Hub.
Who Did This To You!?!?
OK, I’ll admit it, I have been trying to eat a bit healthier lately. Cut out some fat, eat a few more vegetables; stuff like that. I eat a lot of BLT sandwiches, and I know bacon’s not great for me, so I decided to try turkey bacon. I like turkey, I like bacon, and it’s cheaper. What could go wrong?
I’m literally going to hunt down whoever decided to taint bacon’s name and kill them. This isn’t bacon at all. It’s more like turkey deli meat cut into strips with artificial ass flavoring (at least I hope it’s artificial.) Guess what else sucks about it. It doesn’t get all crispy and crunchy. It doesn’t ooze grease that pops at you when you flip the strips. It doesn’t even make the whole house and all your clothes stink like bacon for the rest of the day!
Was vegetarian bacon not enough? At least with that I can be pretty sure that it won’t taste, smell or act like real bacon. I had high hopes for this turkey situation. Turkey Bacon, you’ve just joined the ranks of cotton sweaters, titanium bike frames and Sharpie retractable markers!
