America’s Funniest Videos is one of my favorite shows. Seriously, go check my Facebook profile. Not every clip is golden though, I know that. Maybe Bergeron just needs a nicely laid out list. LESS: • People screaming while riding roller coasters. It was never funny, it never will be. • Mascots doing something dumb (unless [...]
Entries from October 2009
October 28, 2009
Proven ’09
The Proven in the Northeast film festival is coming soon! November 7th at 6pm to be exact. This year they are at Rye Airfield, one of the most ridiculous skateparks ever. I don’t have anything in the festival, nor will I be attending, but I would if I could and I thought it deserved a [...]
October 27, 2009
Video Games in Real Life
Sometimes I’m playing a video game and I think to myself “Yo dude, it’d be really cool if all this stuff could happen in real life.” That “stuff” that I’m referring to is usually ridiculous skate tricks, space bending portals and jumping a dirtbike 50′ to flatground with no adverse outcomes. One thing I don’t [...]
October 26, 2009
Video Game Brain
If you’ve ever lived with Ashlinn and I, you’ll know that one thing that can stop either of us in our tracks is video game brain. You’re present, but you usually interact with strange one-liners that don’t actually make sense. It’s odd, but neither of us really mind when it happens, probably because we are [...]
October 25, 2009
Impatience
Around the middle of April, many websites started buzzing about the soon to be released Hulu iPhone app and how “badass” it was. Well folks, where the fuck is it? Where is my Daily Show? Where is my Heroes? Where is my It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Where is my self control when there are [...]
October 6, 2009
Words I Like
Albatross Burgundy Caloric Dolt Err Frumpy Grandious Har-har Illegitimate Jovial Kingston Loath Mop Nefarious Obtuse Purge Questionable Rancid Shralp Tinny Ubiquitous Verdant Wax X – pass, x words are stupid. Yup Zed Whoever ends up in charge of writing my obituary, please make sure at least half of these words are used. Especially nefarious and [...]
