Entries from October 2009

October 29, 2009

Let’s Take This Seriously Guys

America’s Funniest Videos is one of my favorite shows. Seriously, go check my Facebook profile. Not every clip is golden though, I know that. Maybe Bergeron just needs a nicely laid out list. LESS: • People screaming while riding roller coasters. It was never funny, it never will be. • Mascots doing something dumb (unless [...]

October 28, 2009

Proven ’09

The Proven in the Northeast film festival is coming soon! November 7th at 6pm to be exact. This year they are at Rye Airfield, one of the most ridiculous skateparks ever. I don’t have anything in the festival, nor will I be attending, but I would if I could and I thought it deserved a [...]

October 27, 2009

Video Games in Real Life

Sometimes I’m playing a video game and I think to myself “Yo dude, it’d be really cool if all this stuff could happen in real life.” That “stuff” that I’m referring to is usually ridiculous skate tricks, space bending portals and jumping a dirtbike 50′ to flatground with no adverse outcomes. One thing I don’t [...]

October 26, 2009

Video Game Brain

If you’ve ever lived with Ashlinn and I, you’ll know that one thing that can stop either of us in our tracks is video game brain. You’re present, but you usually interact with strange one-liners that don’t actually make sense. It’s odd, but neither of us really mind when it happens, probably because we are [...]

October 25, 2009

Impatience

Around the middle of April, many websites started buzzing about the soon to be released Hulu iPhone app and how “badass” it was. Well folks, where the fuck is it? Where is my Daily Show? Where is my Heroes? Where is my It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Where is my self control when there are [...]

October 15, 2009

Holy Shit

BREAKING NEWS!!! I realize this could actually end tragically, but it’s a pretty awesome story anyways. Give it a read and ponder how this didn’t happen to me as a child.

October 10, 2009

Freeday!

Today I got a free bureau and a free Ocean’s Twelve DVD! I seem to be having a better day than the AT&T store.

October 9, 2009

Work

Today at work I did a shot of rainbow sprinkles for $10. My job doesn’t suck.

October 6, 2009

Words I Like

Albatross Burgundy Caloric Dolt Err Frumpy Grandious Har-har Illegitimate Jovial Kingston Loath Mop Nefarious Obtuse Purge Questionable Rancid Shralp Tinny Ubiquitous Verdant Wax X – pass, x words are stupid. Yup Zed Whoever ends up in charge of writing my obituary, please make sure at least half of these words are used. Especially nefarious and [...]

October 3, 2009

Haha

I couldn’t resist. Sorry Saturn owners.