Listen up, it’s storytime. Growing up in western Maine was great. There were countless miles of rivers to swim, tons of mountains to snowboard and cheap candy at your local Dead River convenience store. An often overlooked aspect of western Maine is it’s close proximity to the great country of Canada, also known as “get [...]
Entries from July 2009
July 21, 2009
Gotta Stop
The following things must stop: Smashing on the button that activates the crosswalk a hundred times. It will change when it’s ready. Knock it off. The backpacks that are nothing but strings for straps and a sack that flops around on the center of your back. Is that comfortable? Really? Wearing glasses. Isn’t this the [...]
July 13, 2009
Fidelity to the Blog
I have two very important announcements to make in this post. The first one is a recession tip for thrifty folks with a sweet tooth (myself included.) I present exhibit A: See that dollop of frosting and sprinkles? That has been abandoned by the buyer of the donut and is now up for grabs to [...]
July 6, 2009
Zombies of Seattle
When I heard about the Shaun of the Dead screening at the Fremont Outdoor Movies, I didn’t think it could get any better. Then when I heard that the organizers were also going to try to break the Guinness World Record for mass zombie walk, I was even more excited. Flash forward to last Friday [...]
