Portable Neck Traction – Just like those things at the back of the grocery store, only it gets uncomfortably tight around your neck, instead of your arm. Leatherman Pruner – Really? For just $120 I can stab the shit out of my hand? Awesome. NeckPro – Best used while standing on a very slippery stool. [...]
Entries from May 2009
May 11, 2009
Keyboard Cat Hits the Refresh Button on Life
Matt Bagwell has done it again! Last night he supplied me with weeks of entertainment via Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat. This guy has a killer formula: take stale Youtube videos, cut away to a cat playing a keyboard. Done. The creator has single-handedly released a breath of fresh air into the internet. That’s right, [...]
May 10, 2009
Am I Missing Something?
Quick question: When was the last time you successfully tore toilet paper on the serrated edge in a public restroom? Never in my life has a toilet paper dispenser actually functioned as I believe it should. It makes me wonder what they are doing at the companies that manufacture these bathroom frustrations. Do they not [...]
May 8, 2009
What The Hell Happened Last Week?
Phil Spector was found guilty of murder and switched to Democrat? Thats a dealbreaker ladies!
May 5, 2009
Be Prepared
Listen up guys, because this is important. Although it seems like the Swinethrax scare is slowing down, I must warn you of some important facts. I recently watched both “Aftermath: Population Zero” and “Life After People” which explore how the world would react to the sudden dissappearance of humans. From these programs I have learned [...]
